The Boring Safety Company
MBE Certified SAM Registered CAGE 17MD6 Est. Michigan
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Construction & Industrial Safety Insured · Field-Ready

Built for the Field.
Dressed for the Boardroom.

The Short Version
Credentialed safety staffing, OSHA-compliant training, and contract-ready support — placed on your site, fast.
Presented by The Boring Safety Company
MR Site Safety Manager CHST Certified
DK Safety Coordinator OSHA 510 · Construction
AT Safety Specialist Hazard & Compliance
+40 in network Travel-Ready · NationwideTravel Nationwide
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What We Do

Four ways to put boring, repeatable safety to work.

Pick a lane. Tell us what you need and a proposal comes back in days, not weeks.

How It Works

From request to the right person on site.

A simple, repeatable process. You submit once — we handle sourcing, vetting, and placement, and keep you in the loop the whole way.

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Mike Shields, Founder of The Boring Safety Company Mike Shields Jr. Founder
A Note From Our Founder

We go beyond just protecting lives.

At The Boring Safety Company, we make safety a topic that actually grabs your attention. We pair highly qualified safety professionals with the teams that need them — backed by tailored training and thorough compliance audits across industries.

With a dedication to excellence, we tailor every engagement to your operation — safeguarding your workforce, sharpening efficiency, and cultivating a culture where safety isn’t just a requirement, it’s our commitment. That’s a promise I’ll stand behind on every site.

We match credentialed safety pros to the teams that need them — with training and compliance built in. Safety isn’t just a requirement; it’s our commitment.

Mike Shields Jr.
Founder · The Boring Safety Company
Who We Serve

Built to be easy for the people who actually call.

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Reviews

What clients say when the work is done.

Google Reviews

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Our Partners

Where our people show up.

Firms we support directly or through trusted safety partners — our credentialed reps on their sites, keeping crews compliant.

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General Inquiry

Not sure where you fit? Just ask.

One short message routes to the right desk — staffing, training, or government contracting. A human responds.

01 Safety Staffing

A qualified safety rep on your site — fast.

Field Brief

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By the Numbers
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What You Get
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02 Training

OSHA-compliant training, delivered to your crew.

Program Brief

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Programs at a Glance
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Course Catalog
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03 Join the Network

Safety professional? Submit your resume.

Candidate Brief

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Why Submit
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If you're receiving this link…
…it's because someone sees something special in you. Field-first, boardroom-ready.
04 Government Contracting

A responsive, registered small business — ready to perform.

Capability Narrative

The Boring Safety Company (UPPEREXCELON LLC) is a Michigan-based, minority-owned safety firm — MBE, SAM-registered, CAGE 17MD6. We provide contract-ready safety personnel, subcontractor coordination, and reporting-aligned execution for federal, state, and prime contractors. Responsive small-business agility, with documentation that holds up to audit.

Credentials & Registrations
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05 Capability Statement

Everything you need on one page.

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The Boring Safety Company
UPPEREXCELON LLC · Allen Park, Michigan
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Capability Statement · 2026
Company Overview

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Confined space & rescue available on a limited, by-request basis.
Full Capability Statement Live document · view online
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General Inquiry

Talk to a human.

One short message routes to the right desk — staffing, training, contracting, or something else entirely. We respond fast.

Reach Us Directly
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